Messy Fun Enthusiast Gifts

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'Business or pleasure?'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Boys Cooking

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'How do I know your ours?'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

The End of Summer.

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'I'm all about quantity.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

Jim found a way to make some extra cash on days when there was no work.