Messy Fun Enthusiast Pillows

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

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"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Boys Cooking

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'Business or pleasure?'

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'How do I know your ours?'

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

The End of Summer.

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

'I'm all about quantity.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'