Messy Fun Lover Pillows

'Those toys you left us got boring, so we borrowed your paintball gear and had a little fun.'

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Candid Camera store.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Cats at private view

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Ice Cream Tower.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'Here comes our order.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

Thursday is the new Friday

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'You're a filthy pig, Gordon! I guess that's why I love you so much.'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Toilet humour