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'How do I know your ours?'

'We were mud wrestling.'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

Haircuts

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'How's the water skiing?'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

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'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Do that again, but cuter."

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Little boy dragon

"Perhaps it was wrong to say 'May our company become a home to you'..."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

"This dog has wheels!"

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

'I'm all about quantity.'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

'What do you expect Marjorie, I am a grub.'

"Your three minutes are up — it's Daddy's turn!"