Messy Playtime Enthusiast Pillows

The down side of the February thaw...

Haircuts

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Rocking Horse

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

A Boy and His Mother

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Child with doll in the sea

Yoyos

"Do that again, but cuter."

Little boys

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

Wild Child

Untidy bedroom

'Look Mummy: I've put on my shell all by myself...'

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

Sticking out tongue

"You spoil that boy."