Messy Fun-seeker Pillows

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

The Final Selfie

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"I've been interfacing with mud."

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

'How do I know your ours?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Desert Island Water skiing.

'We were mud wrestling.'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

Fly rides the wacky windshield,

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

'Weeeeeeee!!'

WIFI connections

A girl holds a dripping wet lead

Slow- Distracted Children

"...Just checking there's no spotty gwobbly bogeymen under the bed."

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'Hmmm... looks like hemlines are up this season.'

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."

The joy of self-expression.

'We hears this loud pop and when we turned around he was like this!'

-Quick, mum's in the slurry up to her boots! -So what's the problem? -She fell in head first!

'Those toys you left us got boring, so we borrowed your paintball gear and had a little fun.'

You can't call your lawyer, he'll be here any day now.