Messy Fun-seeker Mugs

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

The Final Selfie

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

'How do I know your ours?'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Desert Island Water skiing.

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'We were mud wrestling.'

"No, it's not burglars dear, it's only Samantha looking for the chocolate biscuits!"

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

Fly rides the wacky windshield,

'Well, you told me not to walk through the kitchen in muddy boots!'

A girl holds a dripping wet lead

'Weeeeeeee!!'

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

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'Those toys you left us got boring, so we borrowed your paintball gear and had a little fun.'