Messy Fun Lovers Mugs

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Early photobombing

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Candid Camera store.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Karataoke

Cats at private view

Peel poker.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Ice Cream Tower.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Newborn Chaos

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'Here comes our order.'

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Thursday is the new Friday

A thief steals a heart

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

Sticking out tongue

Toilet humour