Fun Lovers Mugs

'Front row on the new roller coaster: It doesn't get any better than this.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

Elderly man and woman swing high

'I want enough money to make a really cool fort with hundred dollar bills.'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Early photobombing

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Balloon Kids

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Candid Camera store.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Swinging

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Karataoke

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Cats at private view

Peel poker.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."