Affectionate Fun-seeker Pillows

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

How's my sermon. . .

'Even More Disciples'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Bunny Hop Hug

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Fathers Day.'

Cross Umbrella

Preaching from the New Western Consumerist Version of the Bible.

'I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?'

Jesus Seals the Hick...

Cheesus

Desert Island Water skiing.

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

'Thou shalt worship the one true God, although at this moment, I'm obliged to point out that other Gods are available...'

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

'Come back lads, it's 'armless.'

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

'Well of course I believed, but I never really thought it was true.'

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

'And God created man in his own image.'

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

'Is that a roll of pound coins?'

Mingling with a Tingling: Another Novel in the 'Networking with Passion' Series.