Angelic Fun-seeker Pillows

"Geez, those guys on Cloud 9 got slot machines!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Local News in Heaven

Halo Frisbee.

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Even More Disciples'

The Final Selfie

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Bunny Hop Hug

'Fathers Day.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Cross Umbrella

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Keyboard in Heaven

Cheesus

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

Heaven - Under New Management.

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

"A sizable gratuity always helps."