Angelic Adventure Seeker Pillows

'You're not dead! Get back down there and keep living until we tell you it's time to come up here!'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

"Yes, I'm the Cowardly Lion, and I want a double shot of single malt courage for the Yellow Brick Road."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

Angel Romance

Spring Break!

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

Death of the pope.

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

'I see my wife made it in.'

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'I would have taken it with me but the Inland Revenue got it all before I left.'