Angelic Adventure Seeker Pillows

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Death of the pope.

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

Angel Romance

Spring Break!

"I hear they're desperate for new users."

Angels waiting at baggage reclaim for their harps.

'This is as far as I can go. I was only playing dead.'

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"According to one of the reviews on Trip Adviser the beds aren't very good."

"No prizes for guessing who's been sucking up to the boss!"

Monster in the sea.

"Oh, good, you brought your pony."