Faith-filled Fun Seekers Pillows

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Photobooth Photobomb

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Even More Disciples'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Jesus breaks the bread.

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'Let there be cool.'

Olympic Jar Opening Event

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

When the water's colder than you thought...

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

'Fathers Day.'

Cross Umbrella

'I love dogs that come in family size.'

"Never seen a cow before?"

Cheesus

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

Flying carpets: new and used.

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

Priest reads sign above fire extinguisher that says: 'In case of quenchable fire, break glass'.