Fun With Faith Pillows

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'Even More Disciples'

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Jesus breaks the bread.

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Let there be cool.'

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

Cross Umbrella

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Fathers Day.'

'What does Easter mean to you?'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Pray it Don't Spry it.

Cheesus

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."

Jesus the comedian.

Priest reads sign above fire extinguisher that says: 'In case of quenchable fire, break glass'.

"Because he didn't even change your name. That's how I know he was talking about you."

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

"… open the doors, and see all the people."

'And God created man in his own image.'