Faith Fun Seeker Pillows

SUNDAY SCHOOL, 'We're supposed to love our enemies? -- Is this some sort of ZEN thing?'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Too much monkey business...

Circus Act

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Pesky students.

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

He likes to make work fun

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Children's Entertainer

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'