Faith Chaser Pillows

"Holy water, holy water...."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Nun Binning the Devil

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'