Faith Chaser Pillows

"Holy water, holy water...."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

Nun Binning the Devil

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'Get an afterlife!'

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!