Faith And Fun Fusion Pillows

'Let there be cool.'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

Tonsure Toupee

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Priest reads sign above fire extinguisher that says: 'In case of quenchable fire, break glass'.

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

"Because he didn't even change your name. That's how I know he was talking about you."

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

Youth Returns to Religion

"I'm a religious nut."

'Uh oh... It looks like that darn snake is trying to convince her to eat our apple...'

"Love, compassion, forgiveness- those are very christian values" "For all we know I might have been a christain in a previous life"

Cheesus

"Better work the legs next time you are at the gym Sampson."

Priest Leaves Cross in Beggars Hat.

When angels go awry.

God's Wrath Level: high.

'Has the band been on yet?'

Church Fete: Guess the sexual orientation of the vicar and win a jar of piccalilli.

"It's tough identifying as a trinity. . . when only gatherings of two are permitted in public."

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

SUNDAY SCHOOL, 'We're supposed to love our enemies? -- Is this some sort of ZEN thing?'