Faith And Fun Mixer Pillows

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Summertime.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

Holy Bible

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'Let there be cool.'