Faith And Fun Mixer Prints

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Summertime.

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

Holy Bible

"I hope you don't mind, but I stuck in a little prayer for General Motors."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Saying Grace.

Chill Out Worshippers!

'It's just like New-Time religion, but recognizes sin.'

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Let there be cool.'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."