Fun With Faith Follower Prints

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

Drive-thru Church

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Get an afterlife!'

'Are we having fun yet?'

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'Let there be cool.'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"The buck really stops with him."

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'