Fun With Faith Prints

The Smiths were members of the Jehovah's Witness Protection Program.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'Even More Disciples'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Jesus breaks the bread.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Let there be cool.'

"'Host' and Cheese?"

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

'Fathers Day.'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

Cross Umbrella

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Is this seat saved?' Fundamentalism Gone Awry.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

Cheesus

Pray it Don't Spry it.

Today's Sermon: Is There Really A Dog?

Jesus Seals the Hick...

"My children, Pastor. This is 'Forgive' and this is 'Forget'."

Priest reads sign above fire extinguisher that says: 'In case of quenchable fire, break glass'.

Jesus the comedian.

"Finished feeding the 5000. What do you want to do with the left over fish?"

"Because he didn't even change your name. That's how I know he was talking about you."

"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

'And God created man in his own image.'

"… open the doors, and see all the people."