Fun With Faith Follower Mugs

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Monk Prompt

Drive-thru Church

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'Get an afterlife!'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'Let there be cool.'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"'Host' and Cheese?"

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"The buck really stops with him."

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

Pope Francis