Faithful Fun Mugs

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

Priest reads sign above fire extinguisher that says: 'In case of quenchable fire, break glass'.

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

'Personal?...No, I assure you, my relationship with God is strictly professional.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Clown on bike.

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

How's my sermon. . .

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Even More Disciples'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'What do you call money that slides off the collection plate?'

Jesus breaks the bread.

'Are we having fun yet?'

"The amendments are coming next week!"

'Let there be cool.'

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

Holy phone

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

Cross Umbrella

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'Fathers Day.'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.

Preaching from the New Western Consumerist Version of the Bible.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

'Amen will do ... You don't need to do the wave.'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

Cheesus

'Sorry - I've got strong views on Sunday Trading!'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'