Faith Follower Prints

"I see you, Jake--but does anyone have a question that's not about carpentry?"

'I know that, reverend, but where does it say 'jury not'?'

Rick Perry Tebows For A Miracle

Monk

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

Tiny Visions

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

A child interrupting family prayers

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Father

Monk Prompt

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

Drive-thru Church

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

Nun Binning the Devil