Faithful Follower Prints

Monk at monastery walks by sign ??" In Case of Fire: Break vow of silence.

'Is it wrong to accept a loyalty card from more than one supermarket, Father?'

"It's Pope Francis. He wants to know how we are."

'You'll love the congregation. We're chock-full of sermon material.'

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.

Spiritual Lives Matter

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'I've met our new neighbours and I get the feeling they're heavily religious.'

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Mother Teresa

"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."

Pope Francis

'Great sermon! Thanks for not mentioning me by name.'

Who was the strongest man in history? Jonah, even a whale couldn't keep him down!

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'The manna? Oh, the manna is great -- Now, about our housing problem....'

'We NEVER let bygones be bygones!'

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

The Pope tweets

Pope Francis I

John is asked what church he attends (The First Baptist, of course!)

'I love his eye contact but I wish he hadn't glanced at me while talking about deadly sins.'

"We just got a call from the shul down the block. Could we find them a tenth man for a minyan?"

"But how many followers do you have?"

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

Pope Francis

Monk Prompt

"Who knew that behind that affable smile that Il Papa was such a strict disciplinarian?"

'I thought I had a job for life...'

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'And please protect that nice young man who volunteered to drive me to church each week after all, Lord, you know how he drives.'

Pope Benedict

'What are you, some kind of religious nut?'