Faithful Follower Pillows

Monk at monastery walks by sign ??" In Case of Fire: Break vow of silence.

'Is it wrong to accept a loyalty card from more than one supermarket, Father?'

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'I've met our new neighbours and I get the feeling they're heavily religious.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'You'll love the congregation. We're chock-full of sermon material.'

"It's Pope Francis. He wants to know how we are."

"We just got a call from the shul down the block. Could we find them a tenth man for a minyan?"

John is asked what church he attends (The First Baptist, of course!)

'I love his eye contact but I wish he hadn't glanced at me while talking about deadly sins.'

Pope Francis I

The Pope tweets

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

'We NEVER let bygones be bygones!'

'The manna? Oh, the manna is great -- Now, about our housing problem....'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

Who was the strongest man in history? Jonah, even a whale couldn't keep him down!

'Great sermon! Thanks for not mentioning me by name.'

Pope Francis

"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

Today's semon by the Rev. Robert Smith (Never on TV)

Doug Coe

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

"But how many followers do you have?"

The daughter of a vicar questioning a lady on her poor attendance to church

Zeal.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'My son's over there, with the hat.'

The Pope.

"Sorry I'm so late Darling: Moses got us really, I mean it, really lost!"

"Great flash mob, isn't it?"

The Hellish Sermon