Faithful Believer Prints

"It's possible I suppose, but not before the strong have stripped it of everything worth having of course!"

Guardian Angels and Operations

Jesus Falls Under the Cross (The Holy Bible).

'Me, too, but with my religious faith, I'm happy with it,'

Clancy: Exception to the rule

"If you don't value logic, then logically there's no logical argument I can make to convince you to value logic."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Priest

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Caption Contest TK

"God works in mysterious ways."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Spiritual Lives Matter

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."