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"It's possible I suppose, but not before the strong have stripped it of everything worth having of course!"

Guardian Angels and Operations

Jesus Falls Under the Cross (The Holy Bible).

'Me, too, but with my religious faith, I'm happy with it,'

Clancy: Exception to the rule

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Priest

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Monk Prompt

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

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Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"God works in mysterious ways."

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

'Is there something bothering you, besides sin, crime, hunger, that sort of thing?'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."