Faithful T-Shirts

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Priest

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Drive-thru Church

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Monk Prompt

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Caption Contest TK

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Minister Starts at a New Church

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

Interfaith dialogue

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."