Faithful Gifts

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Priest

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Drive-thru Church

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Caption Contest TK

Monk Prompt

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Minister Starts at a New Church

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"The buck really stops with him."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Men's Prayer Group.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Interfaith dialogue