Faithful Believers Gifts

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Caption Contest TK

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"The buck really stops with him."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

Interfaith dialogue

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

Men's Prayer Group.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Pope Francis

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Decisions a Pope makes

"But how many followers do you have?"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.