Faithful Followers Gifts

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.

New Pope.

"But if You create them in Your image, how will they tell each other apart?"

"And a source said let there be light."

"Adopting a Pope is a ten to fifteen year commitment, you should take your time picking out one that is right for you."

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Reverend Jerry Falwell.

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Caption Contest TK

Christian and Born again Christian...

Monk Prompt

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Drive-thru Church

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"The buck really stops with him."