Faith Follower Gifts

"I see you, Jake--but does anyone have a question that's not about carpentry?"

'I know that, reverend, but where does it say 'jury not'?'

Monk

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

At the 2021 Religious Games

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Tiny Visions

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

A child interrupting family prayers

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Freshly ground pepper?"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Monk Prompt

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Drive-thru Church

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

That feeling when you know the preacher is talking directly to you.

Father

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

Nun Binning the Devil

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).