Faith Followers Gifts

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

A child interrupting family prayers

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

Monk Prompt

Drive-thru Church

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'I'm just going to say my prayers. Any requests?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

'Get an afterlife!'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"Hallelujah!"

"The buck really stops with him."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Honk if you're holy.

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

"But how many followers do you have?"