Religious Community Followers Gifts

"Don't even think about going over my head Brother James."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Drive-thru Church

'Nobody's leaving till I get the offering plate back!'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

"Let's start a small group."

'My son was nailed to the cross and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

Sports Day at the Monastery

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

"And a source said let there be light."

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

A blessing in disguise.

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

"I'm sure that It's Sicily, Capri, Rome, Genoa and then Barcelona."

'It's on the Religion Channel.'

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

'Oh yeah, it's a great idea, but how do we go about converting everybody to Judaism?'

'You're going to be a naughty boy.'

'I know that, reverend, but where does it say 'jury not'?'

Creation: The True Story

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

New Pope.