Religious Study Followers Gifts

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Yes, all at once!'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Trappist Monk Discord

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"He changed water into wine!"

God's Double Whammy.

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"The last doggy bag."

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

How Noah did it.

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"Amen, brother."

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

Osmoses.

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'

'Forty years wandering in the desert? -- but my legs have already begun to go!'

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'