Religious Study Followers Pillows

'It's just a phase they're going through.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Yes, all at once!'

Trappist Monk Discord

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

God's Double Whammy.

"The last doggy bag."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"He changed water into wine!"

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'The store was out of bread, so instead I bought bagels.'

"Amen, brother."

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

Clickbait Moses- "Thou won't believe the 10 #life hacks to avoid eternal damnation"

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'

'Forty years wandering in the desert? -- but my legs have already begun to go!'

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

John Wycliffe