Religious Studies Student Pillows

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'opps! 'Scuse me - wrong Den!'

"Impressive, He's obtained the hard copy."

'About those Ten Commandments - Now they want to see them in WRITING.'

Sins religious people think are listed in the bible. Sins actually listed in the bible.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"The hyenas started it."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Yes, all at once!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

Trappist Monk Discord

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

The World's Biggest Book Club

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

How world war III started.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

The Ten Really Cool Facts

Thomas Cranmer