Religious Studies Students Pillows

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"The hyenas started it."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'Yes, all at once!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

The World's Biggest Book Club

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

How world war III started.

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Thomas Cranmer

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"