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"King Herod sent us."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'Yes, all at once!'

Trappist Monk Discord

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

The World's Biggest Book Club

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

How world war III started.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Finger puppets in church.

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"

This will really mess with their minds someday.

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

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'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Adam and Eve in Paradise