Religious Studies Buffs Pillows

'He's sending us to a culturally diverse place called 'Palestine.''

Exoneration

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'I'm taking the doctrines from all the mainstream religions into one church to end all the fighting over who has the most peaceful religion.'

"The Catholic Bible's a better deal. You get 7 more books for the same price."

Holy Bible - Author Signing Today

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

'Yes, all at once!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

Trappist Monk Discord

The World's Biggest Book Club

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

How world war III started.

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Finger puppets in church.

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"