Religious Studies Scholar Pillows

I have not lowered my standards...I've just set more realistic goals...'

'Morning, Guys! Did someone say, 'Rise and shine'?

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"All I'm saying is, why do we always have to sit on just one side of the table, all bunched up?"

'If Adam and Eve didn't have any clothes, why didn't they go to the mall?'

What else went on during the plague of darkness.

Tolerant Americans?

"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."

'Here you go -- Don't say I didn't warn you.'

Philosophical Doomsayers.

Some catholic like it hot

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

''Immortality'? - We should live so long!'

Evolution of God. . .

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"If you ask me, it's just virtue signalling."

"Joshua said we are all going to have skin the game..."

Good news: Bible...Bad noose.

"It's a new directive announcing we can't wear religious symbols at work!"

'Here comes a native -- How should we play this?'

'Bureau of odd religions'

"I'm all for appeasing the gods...but you of all people should know I'm no virgin!"

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

'Is this going to be on the test?'

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

'A ten commandments franchise.'

How world war III started.

'We have to build an ark - It's part of His restructuring plan.'

'We'll skip this one Anthony.'

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'

Mr. Chester making an impression

Tonight's Topic - Eastern Religion. Didn't you study this in school? That was Zen. This is Tao.