Religious Studies Fan Pillows

"Maybe he can't swim."

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

The Israelites begin to grumble.

Tenodera Sinensis Athiesto (AKA the Anti-Praying Mantis).

Three very wise men.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

'Turning water to wine hasn't been one his finer moments.'

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

"Your bible is catching on, and we'd like you to make some personal appearances in Nineveh, Tyre and Jericho."

Trappist Monk Discord

"Amen, brother."

"The meek get to inherit the earth and the rich can't get into heaven...what about the middle class?"

God Preaches to Animals

Hellish Competition

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'

'Maybe a pay raise would make Martin Luther happy,'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'...But first, I'd like to read you a little something I wrote myself....'

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'All right - cue cards!'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Yes, all at once!'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns