Religious Studies Fan T-Shirts

"Maybe he can't swim."

'Methuselah, why are you blowing out the burning bush?...I thought it was my birthday cake.'

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

The Israelites begin to grumble.

Tenodera Sinensis Athiesto (AKA the Anti-Praying Mantis).

Three very wise men.

Osmoses.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"That's not the type of ark I was talking about."

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

'Turning water to wine hasn't been one his finer moments.'

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

"Your bible is catching on, and we'd like you to make some personal appearances in Nineveh, Tyre and Jericho."

Trappist Monk Discord

"Amen, brother."

"The meek get to inherit the earth and the rich can't get into heaven...what about the middle class?"

God Preaches to Animals

Hellish Competition

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'

'Maybe a pay raise would make Martin Luther happy,'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

'...But first, I'd like to read you a little something I wrote myself....'

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

How Noah did it.

'All right - cue cards!'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Yes, the meek shall inherit the earth, but I didn't say you should start calling dibs on things.

Stationery. I'd like to get this laminated.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?