Religious Study Enthusiast Pillows

'We were hoping they'd be more inclusive.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Yes, all at once!'

Trappist Monk Discord

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

The World's Biggest Book Club

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

How world war III started.

"What did Jesus order?"

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

The ecumenical dinner party.

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns