
"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"
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"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"
You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?
'Yes, all at once!'
"It's cool – God told us to!"
Trappist Monk Discord
The World's Biggest Book Club
'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank
How world war III started.
"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."
"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"
'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'
"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."
'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'
Hot cross buns
"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"
'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'
"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."
"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"
The Ten Really Cool Facts
"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."
"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."
Finger puppets in church.
BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY
This will really mess with their minds someday.
"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"
'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'
I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.
'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'
"...I'll send you for an amniocentesis."
"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."
Adam and Eve in Paradise
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