Religious Studies Fans Gifts

Execution Planning Committee

Henry Manning

"Let's not abolish indulgence money. Let's just rename it foreign aid."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Yes, all at once!'

Trappist Monk Discord

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Hot cross buns

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

Finger puppets in church.

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Joseph and the Coat of Many Colors.

"The last doggy bag."