
KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS
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KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS
"Waiting for the vaccine launch."
"So, what did you do at charter school today?"
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"
You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?
'Yes, all at once!'
"Well, we needed the rain."
'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'
Trappist Monk Discord
"It's cool – God told us to!"
A surprise in heaven
"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'
'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"
The World's Biggest Book Club
Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank
"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."
'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'
"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."
How world war III started.
"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."
'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'
"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"
Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.
'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'
"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"
'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'
Hot cross buns
"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"
"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."
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