"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"
Religious Studies Nerd Gifts
Searching for a present for your religious studies nerd? Our collection of humorous and thoughtful items features clever designs inspired by theology, scripture, and spiritual curiosity. Perfect for students, teachers, or anyone passionate about their faith and biblical knowledge. Each product is designed to inspire, amuse, and give a nod to their scholarly enthusiasm, making their study or faith journey even more special.
Gladstone disestablishing the Irish Church
"And Moses climbed the mountain day and night searching for some sort of sign from God when suddenly he saw it"
'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'
'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'
"Are we there yet?
You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?
"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
'Yes, all at once!'
"It's cool – God told us to!"
Trappist Monk Discord
"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
The World's Biggest Book Club
Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank
"Moses, some of the people are requesting gluten free manna."
How world war III started.
"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"
'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'
"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."
'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'
Hot cross buns
"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."
"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"
The Ten Really Cool Facts
"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."
"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."
BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY
This will really mess with their minds someday.
I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.
Finger puppets in church.
"Are these the Top Ten Commandments?"
'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'
'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'
Religious Studies Nerd Gifts Collection
Religious Studies Nerd Mugs
Explore our range of mugs perfect for religious studies nerds, featuring witty and faith-inspired designs that brighten up their mornings.
Religious Studies Nerd Pillows
Get cozy with our faith-inspired pillows, ideal for religious scholars who love to add a touch of humor and spirituality to their home décor.
Religious Studies Nerd Prints
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Religious Studies Nerd T-Shirts
Check out our collection of T-shirts for religious studies enthusiasts, blending humor, faith, and style for everyday wear.