"Now, I don't mean to imply anything, but some of these seem an awful lot like the Code of Hammurabi...."
Biblical Studies Nerd Gifts
Looking for a gift that resonates with someone passionate about biblical studies? Our collection combines wit, insight, and creativity, perfect for conveying your appreciation for their scholarly passion while adding a touch of humor. From clever mugs to stylish prints, find something that celebrates their love for scripture in a fun and meaningful way.
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."
Moses on the web
"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"
"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"
'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'
"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"
The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.
'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'
'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'
No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.
Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.
"You call this a constitution?"
"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."
"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."
"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."
"I've got writer's block."
Adam and Eve on a Talk Show
"What? You broke number 3 already?"
'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'
Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"
The World's Biggest Book Club
"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."
'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'
"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."
'Can I download that as a PDF?'
'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'
10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.
"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"
Christian and Born again Christian...
'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'
Noah's ark, many lions
"What did Jesus order?"
"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"
Biblical Studies Nerd Gifts Collection
Biblical Studies Nerd Mugs
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Biblical Studies Nerd Pillows
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Biblical Studies Nerd Prints
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Biblical Studies Nerd T-Shirts
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